Sweethome Kill Count

[Roger Davis]

Thought this might be a fun thing to do.


Roger - 25 and possibly more with the mech blazing away
Eli - 10 + grenaded an enemy position
Ros - unknown, but pwning with the minigun
Pacifica and the ship - unknown but 2 MAC rounds had to have killed someone
Desmond - Ambiguous. Minigun cutting through the base, firing on target, grenades, and remote detonations across the base
Rio - Unknown, some suppression fire here and there possibly cutting down targets
Gunn - 3 (Likely many more)
Vitale - 10 and grenaded the local fireworks store killing who knows how many, plus a bunch of suppressing fire possibly making some hits too, then fighting alongside the mech
Cletus - 8

Total - At least 53. Possibly upwards of 100 by now.

[Deleted]

Onas- Technically it was Cletus' dog that killed one of em... Callin a Admins challange.

J (Onas' Imaginary Brother)- A red flag is down on the thread. Uh Oh, gotta bring this one back on instant replay. Cletus won't be happy if they bring this one off the board. We'll just have to wait and see what SmartassGoogle® says when he gets out from under the hood....

[Roger Davis]

Citing decisions of the US Copyright office, animals have no claims or ownership on their work. The decision on the field of battle stands. Cletus is credited with the kill, and Onas is charged a challenge and his first timeout.

[Deleted]

*Camera focuses on Coach Folernoy*
*Coach Folernoy nods*
*Puts ball cap back on*
*returns to studying play card*
*Camera Returns to field*
*game resumes*